Tag: blow
The Power of Blow
by Jefe Von Stanley on Aug.30, 2010, under What's Really Going On
"Everyone knows how against cocaine I am." Yeah, right up against it. So close she leans on it.
Maybe Paris Hilton’s Bible was hollowed out and that’s where she kept her coke; you know, the Bible she started conspicuously sporting as a fashion accessory just before her sentencing 3 years ago for a parole violation related to a drunk-driving charge? She carried around that and a copy of The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment, both of which I’m guessing she traded for Oil of Olay and skin oranger as soon as she wound up in the big house.
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I wonder if she’ll buy new copies to carry during her October 27th court appearance for being caught with blow last Friday night.
The Reverend Doctor Jeffrey Stanley will be holding a special prayer brunch for Paris this Sunday right after church. If you can’t attend you can still join in by praying the Paris Prayer with him at exactly 1pm EST: God, grant me the Percocets to accept the things I cannot change, the cash to change the things I can, and the lawyer to know the loopholes. Amen.
[photos via bestweekever.tv and speedselling.com]
