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Proof of Bigfoot
by Jefe Von Stanley on Sep.03, 2010, under What's Really Going On
See? I told you sasquatches are real. I’ve known this ever since two friends and I had a Class B encounter with one a few summers ago in the Blue Ridge Mountains while sitting out late to watch the Perseid meteor shower. Now finally there’s proof in what’s being called the McKenzie River video (you can watch the whole thing here). The mysterious “McKenzie River figure” is most certainly a Bigfoot, this is indisputable. I’ve done my own thorough velocitogigantoanalysis (I slowed it down and zoomed in) and can confirm as much:
On second thought, I see a senior citizen day hiker (there are lots of ‘em, folks) with a cane wearing a yellow or khaki colored cap walking on a path along the riverbank. Rats.
(Absurd how if two humans go by in a boat the Bigfoot community can’t first assume that a third figure enjoying the scenery from the shore might also be a human. This is a well-traveled area with, yes, paths. It might not be Grand Central Station but it’s a well-traveled area.)
